Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.
petition to call non binary people captain
may:
2016 is the messiest year this decade even 2012 wasn’t as bad and we had that whole doomsday thing and bath salt zombies in miami
I don’t understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn’t even work for Mary.
I really shouldn’t be laughing right now.
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lsleofskye: Frost bouquet
“Bisexuals always end up picking a side”
Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes
My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.
Example:
Trump: “Your thighs are fat.”
Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”I think we’re onto something here.
this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too
Radiance / Artist: Eduardo Rodriguez Calzado / Oil on Canvas / 30 x 30 cm. / 2015
Prints Available at DeviantArt